being put in charge of small children like
My day was productive if you were wondering.
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
The Fault in Our Stepbrothers
I just wrote a parody of The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang about Pokémon
100 notes and I post it
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
The Impossible Trinity of Creativity
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.